Somebody's In Trouble
The fire marshal is pissed because only a few of us went into the hallway during the fire drill. I only went because the girl next to me did.
Best quote ever from the fire marshal: "You're there...you're busy on the computers playing with your money. But how good is that money going to do you if you don't escape a fire?! Huh?! Not very much, I'll tell you that." Please picture the principal from The Breakfast Club on this one.
posted by Tempy @ 1:34 PM
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God I hope he actually said "But how good is that money going to do you if you don't escape a fire?!"
My money does me soooo good.
Screws fall out all the time, sir, the world is an imperfect place.
That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
You're not fooling anyone Boyd. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Is the warm breeze and sunshine pouring into various offices driving anyone else crazy right now?
I don't want to be at work anymore. I want a corona.
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