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This is an actual conversation I had with a 4 year old this weekend.

Boy: Hey sister. You know what?

Me: What?

Boy: Chicken butt! Hahahhahahahaaaa!

Me: You know why?

Boy: (cautious, confused) Whhhyy?

Me: Chicken thigh! Hahahhahaha! (In your face!)

Boy: Oh, yeah? Well do you know why?

Me: (trepidatious) Whhhyyy?

Boy: Chicken pie! HAHAHAHHAHAAA!

Me: (humbled) Wow.