Please Dear Little Lord Baby Jesus

According to American Idol, for their charity show this week entitled, "Idol Gives Back", we will be treated to a performance by "Two of the biggest stars in musical history". Guess who they are talking about?

Celine Dion and Elvis.

Not a joke.

Expect a Nat King Cole/Natalie Cole style "Unforgettable" action with a screen and everything. Oh my god, it's going to be a train wreck.