I'm Getting A Tuna Roll

Ring ring

Me: "Hello, -------------"

Restaurant: "Hi, we're out of California roll. You want tuna?"

Me: "Uh, do you have Philadelphia roll?"

R: "No. But we do have tuna."

Me: "How about a cucumber roll?"

R: "Maybe. But if not do you want something else?"

Me: "Like a tuna roll."

R: "Yeah."