Bubbly
This just happened:
Me (to guy in the office behind me): Wow. Nice champagne. Who bought you that?
Him: Well, it was my birthday, so my driver gave it to me.
Me: Thank goodness he's not drinking it!
Us: Hahahaha.
(five minutes of silence)
Him: Hey, [Tempy]?
Me: Yeah?
Him: Do you like champagne?
Me: Uh, yeah?
Him: Here you go. You can have it.
Me: Really?
Him: Yeah, I don't like champagne.
Holy smokes. It's a Möet & Chandon, people. With rhinestones on the bottle like this:
Nothing screams class like a bedazzled bottle of bubbly.
posted by Tempy @ 1:48 PM
6 Comments:
Smells fishy. I wouldn't trust a banker who doesn't like (or, rather, claims to not like) champagne.
I know. It's like drinking money. Who doesn't like to drink money?
And by the way, it doesn't smell fishy. It smells crisp and light with fruity (hiccup) fruity undertones. With a good clean (hiccup) nose and a medium...aw... no one cares about me. No one ever loved me except for my hamster Howie. I (hiccup) miss Howie.
Even I miss Howie. Way more fun than you were. And I thought you'd save that Champagne for Thursday....
Yeah, that hamster lived for like, 6 years.
Seriously. What did you feed him? Goji berries?
It's people!!! The Hamster Food is people!!!!!!
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