Men Always Take So Long In The Bathroom
CNN just reported that an air traffic controller left planes delayed for takeoff and landing while he went on an 18 minute bathroom break. According to the article:
"He provided CNN with an FAA 'traffic management log' indicating an 18-minute lapse during a 'bathroom break'."
Yeah, I'll bet you he left a traffic management log.
You can read the whole article here. Pay close attention to the fact that there were human lungs on board for a transplant.
posted by Tempy @ 11:00 AM
9 Comments:
Lungs shmungs. Which would you rather have, a little (more) delay on the tarmac, or a really, really uncomfortable and distracted air traffic controller?
Human Lung 1: Hey, do you smell something?
Human Lung 2: Dude. We're never gonna land.
We always get coach treatment. You bet your sweet ass that if it was Heart, or stupid stuck-up Eyeballs, they would have been in first-class and that controller would need a new chair.
Uh oh, wrong blog. Sorry.
Having been recent accessory to a heart transplant, I must attest, Heart deserves some serious treatment. But the fresh baked cookies and champagne is just god damn excessive.
Um, did everyone see Jay's late addition to the 33-post comment thread from Tuesday....
" Jay said...
Sorry I missed this. The price I pay for being a working stiff.
And Lynne, EVERYONE knows you can't just start with the pussy. You have to start outside the triangle of sensuality....thats right, the triangle formed by the nipples and the virginia."
That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
Henceforth he shall be known as Virginia Slim.
Slim.... I don't think so, Tim.
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