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You guys today might be the day I get my autographed Ari Fleischer book! I am actually not at all excited about anything from Ari Fleischer, I just like getting stuff. For those of you who don't know, the A-Flash was the White House Press Secretary to George W. Bush from 2001-2003. The long story short is I know his brother, who is a big fan of yours truly. He promised he'd bring me a book. I asked for an autograph headshot, but I may as well get some reading in.