But Seriously

Everyone relax- gay marriage is still legal in some states. The Clearly Homosexual Jonas otherwise known as Kevin, finally tied the knot with his best friend a woman who was once a hairdresser. I don't want to go into her butter face but I will say it looks like someone squeezed all her features in with a vice and it stuck. Maybe that narrow view she always has will come in handy when Kevin starts going off on weekend fishing trips with Tom Cruise and Will Smith. Just saying.