Not Glambert

Okay everyone. Hide the kids, grab a drink and take a seat. You're gonna thank me. Are we all sitting? I have some news.

American Idol's Adam Lambert may be a homosexual.

Now before you hit the roof throw things in shock and amazement, hear me out. After his sexuality was kept a secret to keep it from swaying the teen heartthrob vote, (although young girls will always fall for gay men no matter what you tell them), he is now able to be himself. Word on the street is that he will be coming out in an article in Rolling Stone. OMG that's going to be such a surprise.

Who knew? I mean we saw all those pictures on the net and yesterday he was snapped holding hands with a guy, and he loves musical theater and wears makeup, but who doesn't? Gosh. This can't be true. Can it?