A Sign

Some genius in Florida put a sign on his lawn that reads, "Obama is a Half Breed Muslin". Yes, that says "Muslin".


Muslin, a finely woven cotton fabric, is often used for theater set design and fashion mock-ups. A half breed muslin is one that uses the wool of a sheep or yarn, as it were, creating a soft supple effect. Everyone likes half breed muslin, as it is soft to the touch and is often used to make babies cloth diapers. The Florida man was unavailable for comment but did ask us to get the "hell off his lawm".