Jew-Ish

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Douchey Male Boss: Next time we have guests, could you give them a silver spoon with their cup instead of plastic? Thanks.

Me: Actually...

DMB: What?

Me: The last time I gave your guests silverware they told me they couldn't use it, because being Jewish, they had to know if the silverware had ever been used for meat or dairy and opted instead for plastic. So now I just play it safe.

DMB: Uh, just... if they don't have a yarmulke, assume they'll take the silverware.

Me: Sure, whatever.