At Work

Careerbuilder.com just listed the top things not to say at work. Here's a partial list:

"That's not my job."

"Don't tell anyone I said this, but ... "

"It's not my fault."

"To be honest with you ... "

"I got so trashed last night ... "

"I just didn't have enough time for that."

I'd like to add a few more, say...

"I wouldn't use that copy machine if I was you *wink*"

or

"Get it? Because I had sex on it with Ray from Accounting after hours. That's why I winked."

Any others you've noticed?