Tempy

A day by day and often hourly account of a temp

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Here you go:

Are you a Lindsay, Britney or a Paris?

This only took me two hours to make because I was rudely interrupted by "work".

At 2:12 PM, patient boy said...: You are a Lindsay. You love to film crappy movies and do blow off of your sexually ambiguous friend who drives your car when you pass out. Sometimes you like to clean up your act and help small children and weary blood donors. Your dad is creepy.
At 3:11 PM, Anonymous said...: Apparently, i am a Lindsay. But when i said i go to Court in the morning, I think I meant something different. but my dad is creepy.
At 3:38 PM, Tempy said...: Jesus, is no one a Britney like me?

You are a great mother who is going through a bad mother phase. If you stopped washing down your aderall, vicodin and provigil with a bottle of Patron you might have a fighting chance to teach your kids that it's not okay to run red lights, eat junk food all day and wash down your aderall, vicodin and provigil with a bottle of Patron. Your Halloween costume was scary in a bad way.
At 10:33 PM, Figgsrock2 said...: Never fear Tempy, I am a Britney as well.
At 10:03 AM, Anonymous said...: Also a Lindsay, though I did take issue with some of those options. Definitely have the creepy sperm donor factor ("Dad" isn't an appropriate description - WAY too generous).