Happy Halloweenie

I'm such an idiot. I'm walking around the city going, "Why is that girl dressed up as a Twister board? Why is that small Spiderman crying on the train platform? Why is that bear driving a Vespa?" I keep forgetting it's Halloween. I'm also the idiot who always forgets about Ash Wednesday until I find myself wondering why some people haven't noticed they have a smudge on their foreheads.