Take My Pulse... Please!

Holy crap. This 33 year old Venezuelan guy who was pronounced dead after a car crash woke up DURING HIS OWN AUTOPSY. First of all, who needs an autopsy after a car crash? Second, did you know that in the olden days, they attached a bell to all caskets in case the person wasn't really dead and they could pull the cord to let people know they were alive? Hence the phrase, "Saved By The Bell". That is actually true. So, do we need to reinstate that?

I know there's a worldwide health care crisis people, but this is ridiculous.