Eastern Central Casting

Eleven extras were injured on the set of Tom Cruise's new film about Hitler.

According to a police spokesman, "We have no findings to suggest anyone famous was involved in the accident."

Oh, good. Because the last thing we'd want is to lose a famous person. A measly extra working the background job because their dreams of an acting career are continually quashed in a business where cash, sex and connections perpetually keep real talent down isn't really worth as much as a "famous" person. We can afford to lose or seriously injure eleven human beings all in a day's work. Hey, it's kind of like when the stunt pilot died during the infamous inverted flat spin in Top Gun, coincidentally another Tom Cruise movie.

Hmmm...

In other news, I will be flying to Germany for some sweet extra work.