Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Have you guys heard of The Secret? It's this new stupid fad self help cult DVD that makes all your dreams come true.

Take Amanda, 25:
"She spent a night diagramming what she wanted in her life, using a piece of paper and a Sharpie pen: happiness, security, freedom; good relationships with her friends and family; fitness and health goals; less stress -- and in one corner, she wrote that she wanted her $50,000 loan by the next day at 3 p.m. She made a call to her banker the next morning: no news. But by 3 o'clock, the mail arrived, containing a letter saying she could call to get the funds transferred into her account."

A miracle? Or just a scheduled bank transaction? You decide.

Me, I'll sit here and diagram with my sharpie a vision of me leaving work a whopping 10 minutes early. If I get $50,000 transferred into my account, I'll let you all know.