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Friday, June 08, 2007

Rated G For Generally Frightening

Hey, we all know lovable Shrek! Aw, he's so cute and funny looking. And hey, remember his enemy the evil Lord Farquaad? Man, he's nasty and scary. Look at this picture:

Whoo (shudder). Okay, now take a look at the typical villain I was forced to watch on the big screen in one of the more popular movies of my childhood, The Dark Crystal:

Not so bad! The Skeksis only kidnapped the Gelflings into slavery, sucked the life out of Podlings and siphoned sunlight to gain eternal life. No biggs! I'd take bad guys like these nasty creatures over scary Lord Farquaad any day of the week.

Oh, and Bambi's mother deserved it.

1 Comments:

At 12:50 PM, Blogger patient boy said...

Farquaad kinda looks like Ron Jeremy there. Now *that's* scary.

 

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