Alpha Dog
Actual conversation that just happened:
Woman Training Me introducing me to Big Important Guy: Hi ****, this is Katharine. She'll be helping us out today.
Big Important Guy: Well, do we have anyone for the other office?!
Woman: Well, no but I...
Big Important Guy: Can we send her over there?!!!
Woman: I, uh thought sir... she could be better utilized as a...
Big Important Guy: I mean, whatever! You know best I suppose.
Woman: But sir, I...
Big Important Guy: Fine!!!
(As we turn to leave)
Me: Sir, it was really nice to meet you.
Big Important Guy: Uh, you too.
Me (to Woman Who is Clearly a Doormat): So where's the coffee at?
Good Morning.
4 Comments:
I love a man with a minuscule penis.
Thanks Lynne. Now I finally understand why you hate me so much.
Yeah, and why I don't sleep with your friend anymore.
It's so weird Lynne, I just saw him the other day and I was like, hey! You're Boyd's friend from that party and he's like, yeah, and I'm like, why do you have a third leg? And he was all, "No, that's not my leg!"
Hahahahahahaha!
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