Tempy

A day by day and often hourly account of a temp

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

That's Security

"Me: Good morning.

Security Guard Downstairs: Good morning. You know, these past two weeks, there's something different about you.

Me: What, that I'm not drunk? Ha ha! Kidding.

SGD: No, seriously- it's something.

Me: Uh, good?

SGD: Oh, good. Reeeeeeeeeeeal good."

That is the LAST time I wear a bikini to work in this weather.

6 Comments:

At 11:39 AM, Blogger patient boy said...

Maybe he was trying to pick you up.

No, really, as in lift you.

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Tempy said...

Actually, it was the same guy.

I told him I was already taken. No, really, as in abducted.

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger patient boy said...

By aliens.

No, really, as in Canadians.

 
At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You probably can still wear the bikini in the winter, just don't wear your stripper heels at the same time.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

I'm pretty sure you're the one who bought me my first clear heels.

 
At 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never bought you clear heels!

I let you borrow my 5 inch spiked Black patent leather heels and mini dress and Manic Panic Fuscia sparkle eye shadow... that's all.

 

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