It's Tempy, Bitch

In a recent interview, Britney "Unfitney" Spears was quoted as saying about her life,"I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y'know, there's the time when you're gonna get out. But in this situation, it's never-ending. It's just like 'Groundhog Day' every day. [There's] no excitement, there's no passion. I think it's too in-control."

And now, An Open Letter to Britney Spears:

Dear Britney,

As someone who understands the difficulties of single parents everywhere, I understand that it must be tough living in that 14,000 square foot cage you call "home". It's so often that single parents get unlimited money and freedom to, you know, like, do whatever they want like be creative and make albums and stuff. There are millions of women out there with unlimited funds and time on their hands who just like to sit around by the pool and smoke cigarettes and instruct their nannies AND get to go out to clubs and dance and dream and sing!

Now we finally understand your hardships. You have the money and the nannies and time but you have this darned thing called responsibility. So what if you've been caught driving without a license and been rushed to the hospital on several occasions due to psychotic episodes that endangered the lives of your children. You should be able to do what you want girlfriend!

And how about that hands on-dad, Kevin? God. If I have to see one more dad who begs to spend time with their kids I don't know what I'll do.

In conclusion, you tell 'em! I don't know how you've endured such suffering for months. I guess those war prisoners in Columbia totally know how you feel but at least they get to go out on long walks. Man! Thanks for finally being brave enough to come forward.

Love,

Tempy