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The Man Attempts to Keep Tempy Down NEW YORK, NY (AP) -- A temporary employee known to her beloved fans as “Tempy” was temporarily kept down Wednesday morning by The Man, causing mild panic among her readers.

Attorneys for The Man claimed in a written statement that the delays to the popular website, feelingtempy.blogspot.com, were a result of a “server error” and not at all of a “keep down” as some may have suggested.

Calls to The Man were not immediately returned.