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posted by Tempy @ 1:36 PM
The GNTM?
No, the guy across the way. In his cubicle.
Allow me to say eewwwww.
It's kinda like you're old job, but no one's drunk.
Yeah, first I have to kick people out, then someone's vomiting.
I presume no one is breaking the sink in an office like that.
I just scored some coke. Wait... it is just like the bar.
I was actually in your old "office" briefly yesterday for the first time in a loooooong time. Kinda freaked me out a little bit. That room has a characteristic aroma.
I was in the old office sunday. I greatly prefer it in the daylight. The music blows less. Just slightly less.
I was in the old office recently too and my 401k ain't worth shit.
But you can have smiles and wise cracks for DAYS from your SUPER WACKY AWESOME HIGH ENERGY male replacement.
I KNOW ITS LIKE ALCOHOL WAS NEVER FUN UNTIL HE STARTED WORKING THERE!
I JUST WISH I COULD ALTER THE FONT SIZE ON THIS COMMENT TO ACCURATELY PORTRAY HOW JOYOUS I FEEL ABOUT HIS PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clearly I have not had the pleasure of meeting the SWAHEMR.
HE'S SO AWESOME, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEFORE HE GOT THERE!
Truly a breath of fresh air. Puts a smile on my face just thinking about him. Miss me?
He puts a smile on my face too - from all the drugs I have to take to tolerate his shiny bright personality.
I have never seen this many comments relating to one post before... I guess puking brings out the best in us.
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The GNTM?
No, the guy across the way. In his cubicle.
Allow me to say eewwwww.
It's kinda like you're old job, but no one's drunk.
Yeah, first I have to kick people out, then someone's vomiting.
I presume no one is breaking the sink in an office like that.
I just scored some coke. Wait... it is just like the bar.
I was actually in your old "office" briefly yesterday for the first time in a loooooong time. Kinda freaked me out a little bit. That room has a characteristic aroma.
I was in the old office sunday. I greatly prefer it in the daylight. The music blows less. Just slightly less.
I was in the old office recently too and my 401k ain't worth shit.
But you can have smiles and wise cracks for DAYS from your SUPER WACKY AWESOME HIGH ENERGY male replacement.
I KNOW ITS LIKE ALCOHOL WAS NEVER FUN UNTIL HE STARTED WORKING THERE!
I JUST WISH I COULD ALTER THE FONT SIZE ON THIS COMMENT TO ACCURATELY PORTRAY HOW JOYOUS I FEEL ABOUT HIS PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clearly I have not had the pleasure of meeting the SWAHEMR.
HE'S SO AWESOME, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEFORE HE GOT THERE!
Truly a breath of fresh air. Puts a smile on my face just thinking about him. Miss me?
He puts a smile on my face too - from all the drugs I have to take to tolerate his shiny bright personality.
I have never seen this many comments relating to one post before... I guess puking brings out the best in us.
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