Uh Oh
This new temp is making me look bad. Not only is she running around the office asking everyone if she can "do anything for them", but now that she burned herself in the pantry after I showed her where the hot water was, everyone feels really bad for her and are flocking about talking about taking her to the hospital.
And she's only been here for 10 minutes.
posted by Tempy @ 11:49 AM
8 Comments:
So let's get this straight. One minute she's showing you up, and the next minute she's burning "herself"? Hmmm...
You could always staple your finger
You could always staple her finger
You could always pull her finger
You could always finger.... um....
Boyd I'm trying to practice self-restraint and censorship like you told me. Motherfucking uppity lawyer.
aah crap. where in god's name is that delete button....
OHHH, I get it now. See, by "finger" as a verb, I thought you meant "accuse" or "rat out". Now I understand that you were just attempting some sort of crude sexual humor. That's just sad and beneath you.
But then that's your preference, right? Beneath you?
Beneath me, next to me, above me,... you name it, sweetheart.
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